All right, I know I already did that post on Twitter less than a month ago but I follow some of the funniest people ever. To be honest, I can understand why some people don’t like Twitter and find it obnoxious–after all, it really can be just a series of mundane life updates. I think that they fail to see so many people who are actually hilarious or interesting on Twitter. You’d think that 140 characters wouldn’t be enough to make you slouch over in your chair laughing, but it is. Plus, nobody makes you follow people with stupid instagram pictures of their lunch and sentences about how hot it is outside. Here are some of my most recent favorites:
Please tell I’m not the first person to think of making a fashion mag for menopausal women called Haute Flashes
You know what guys, say what you may, but I sincerely think that Gabby’s Twitter is one of the best thing ever. I probably favorite her tweets everyday and I never regret it.
i can’t even deal with the new grimes video. like the pig tails and the banana snake and the meteor hammer and the limo ohmygod
All right okay I KNOW I PUT HAZEL on my last post about Twitter but I favorite almost all of her Tweets as well, and guys, this is totally justified, I mean LOOK at the new Grimes video:
Yeah, that’s right.
“Ugh take me back to the 90s, I miss my childhood, the 90s were better” says the girl born in 1998.
Autumn is one of my favorite bloggers if I didn’t mention that already, and her tweets are even better. Also, accuracy.
also, do I have any obligation to keep my old retainer? ALMOST tried to put it in my mouth…
EMA’s music is my favorite and also this is an undeniable resemblance to my life as I often try to put my retainer in my mouth and then don’t.
i want to date a boy who is mute so i don’t have to listen to hetero male drivel.
Maddie is hilarious and this is no exception. Even though she’s not as “famous” as the other people I posted here, she is pretty damn great.
the only ppl who should be allowed to eat hotdogs and watch fireworks on july 4 are the people who are doing shit to improve this country
“Preach it!” I said, reading this tweet. “Oh, look, hotdogs!”
West coasters don’t appreciate summer like east coasters do. You’ve got three months of that shit, you gotta live it up.
More preaching involved here. Ali Koehler’s tweets are some of my favorites.
i started crying at autoplay on a blog, ok time to turn the internet off
The sad part about this is that I’ve probably done that numerous times because autoplay is disgusting.
I still call memes “me-mes” probably because I’m so self involved…
I kind of find this the best thing ever.
Why aren’t I famous yet ugh
Things everyone can relate to. I’ve talked about Abigail’s blog a few times and she has the best tweets.