I’ve had my twitter for a while now and there are definitely some people that I’ve followed who are pretty hilarious or insightful (or both, usually.) A few of my most recent favorite tweets:
This past weekend I led twenty people, all holding hands and calling me “Amy Rose Jones,” into a river at five AM.
After watching way too many documentaries on Jim Jones, I sort of died laughing.
If a boyfriend dared to ask my father’s permission before he proposed to me, that would be the clearest sign that I could never marry him.
I found Jennifer Pozner’s twitter after watching Miss Representation. I’m glad I did.
fuck it i love lana del rey
Someone as cool as Olivia Bee (who’s a photographer and who listens to bands like Starfucker and Wampire among others) liking Lana Del Rey makes me like her more. And also, what’s not to like??
Whenever people tell me they’ve “tried” watching Mad Men and “couldn’t get into it” I am like “wow who cares go away why are you talking?”
I relate to Hannah’s tweets a lot and this is no different. I probably reread it a good five times because I’ve seen every episode of Mad Men and have no regrets in doing so.
any pizza can be a personal pizza if you believe in yourself
In case I haven’t mentioned it already, Gabby is hilarious and I check her Twitter every day because I feel like missing something would be comedic deprivation and that is just not good.